Investment
My calendar holds a few dates each week. Never more.
What that means for you: full presence. No phone, no clock-watching, no one else on my mind. I'm skewed toward longer evenings, because that's where the good part lives.
Each tier is named for a record. Side A is the only one available to a first meeting; everything after it is for people I already know.
Side A
1 hourThe opening track. Just enough to know you want to hear the rest. A first meeting only.$2,500InquireLate Night Radio
Overnight, 12 to 14 hoursFall asleep mid-sentence. Wake up to the same frequency.$11,000InquireThe Residency
OngoingExtended time, genuine presence. For the ones who want more than a date.By inquiryInquireDeposits
20% for local dates, 30% for travel.
Bitcoin preferred; Venmo or CashApp accepted. Non-refundable.
Payment
Cash or Bitcoin, ready within the first 15 minutes.
An envelope is perfectly fine. Tucked inside a book if we're somewhere public.
Extensions
$1,500 per hour, if we're both feeling it.
Couples and groups
$500 per hour per additional person.
LGBTQIA+ welcome, all dynamics. Everyone in the room screens.
Cancellation: five or more days, reschedule at no cost. Within five days, 50%. Within 24 hours, the full fee. The rest is in the FAQ.
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